Good evening y’all. Sorry about the y’all in the previous sentence but I’m feeling quite gruntled. Today is day #1 of the #my500words writing challenge, and though I wrote 1,980 words this afternoon; I wanted to get this blog up and running so I could go out to eat with my girlfriend and not have to think too much about anything else except for the delicious burger on the plate in front of me. You dig? Including this post, the total word count for February 23rd 2016 – 2,062